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,//(((((\\. a BiG sTack oF
((( (o O) ))) pLates on tHe
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,' \/===\/ `. yOu 'zet' it...
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,//(((((\\. ... Oh.. yOu 'zet'
((( (o O) ))) evERyThInG tHaT's
_))) - |(_ iN aN upRigHt poItion..
._//\-._,-/\\_. ..exCept for StacKs
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,' \/===\/ `.
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,//(((((\\. ...wHat aBout panNeKoeken?
((( (O o) ))) ...o.. PanNeKoeken hAve
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((( (! !) ))) ....I could have sworn
_))) - |(_ it was an intensive dutch
._//\ () /\\_. course I signed up for
`-'_/`,-.'\-`-' and not"HOW TO FRY YOUR
,' \/===\/ `. BRAIN IN 26 EASY LESSONS".....
hjw
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skyline of a Dutch town by Albert Buys:
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_ / \ 0 |###############|
| | / \ / \ ===================
/ \ / [][] \ _/___\_ \_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\__/
/ \ / [][] \ ) ( | |
/ \ / \ ###### .' '.|[][] [][] [][] |
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/ [][] \| [][] [][] |######| [][] [][] |[][] [][] [][] |
/ [][] | [][] [][] |######| [][] [][] | |
| __ | __ | | | _____ |
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| [][] | -| [] | []|__| [][] |[] [] | [] [] [][]|[][] [] [] [][]|
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| ||X|X| | | |
================= ___ | __ | ___ |
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| [][]| | |[][] |||_||[][] [][] | | | [][][] |[][]|8|8| [][] |
_|_____|_|_|_____||___|__________|_|__|________|____|_|_|_______|_
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888 888 888
888 888 888
888 888 888
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d88" 888888 888888 d88P" 888 "88b
888 888888 888888 888 888 888
Y88b 888Y88b 888Y88b. Y88b. 888 888
"Y88888 "Y88888 "Y888 "Y8888P888 888
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| (_| | |_| | || (__| | | |
\__,_|\__,_|\__\___|_| |_|
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88 ,d 88
88 88 88
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a8" `Y88 88 88 88 a8" "" 88P' "8a
8b 88 88 88 88 8b 88 88
"8a, ,d88 "8a, ,a88 88, "8a, ,aa 88 88
`"8bbdP"Y8 `"YbbdP'Y8 "Y888 `"Ybbd8"' 88 88
ASCII Character Codes:
d = ASCII 100
u = ASCII 117
t = ASCII 116
c = ASCII 99
h = ASCII 104
Capitalised:
D = ASCII 68
U = ASCII 85
T = ASCII 84
C = ASCII 67
H = ASCII 72
Links:
phallorrhagia.ascii.uk
phosphorize.ascii.uk
sclerotomy.ascii.uk
opobalsam.ascii.uk
counterdemonstrator.ascii.uk
succulently.ascii.uk
heterologous.ascii.uk
mobbed.ascii.uk
oenocyte.ascii.uk
mahzor.ascii.uk